Gross, first post.

I don't like starting things. Breaking the ice is always so sensative. You can hit the wrong spot so easily and just crack the whole pond, making it useless to even bother with. I'm just going to be random with this and see where it takes me.

My name is Dani. I grew up on a block full of other girls around my age that constantly competited. From that, I learned that anything involving an odd number of women (or perhaps, just female friends in general) will always have a shady situation following it. As years progressed, I switched from being friends with females to males, only to learn that they can rarely see past a woman as a sexual object. People are wonderful. Thanks to my past experiances I have grown up to be a paranoid, competitive, retard.

My favorite feature about myself is my light blue eyes. Besides that, the thing I am complimented on second most is my smile. I don't favor it because as often as it's complimented, it's made fun of for looking 'joker-like'.

There are five members of my family (which include myself, a younger sister, younger brother, mother, and a father). I am one of those rare families left who has parents that haven't gotten divorced, or ever seperated. Dawn, my mother, mentioned to me not too long ago she even believes my father, James, might possibly be her soulmate. Ridiculous. From them, and them alone lingers in me the hope that something fictional like love actually exists in a world where people give up being together in just a month of dating, or three years of marriage, instead of working things out, sticking it through. We live in the world of lazy give ups, in case you didn't know.

I have two cats, a dog, 2 african grey parrots, and my sister has about 11 hamsters. I feel as though there will never be a time where there isn't animal hair in my food or on my clothing. My dog Wolfgang is my best friend, and my cat Wayne is who I cry to.

I am guilty of being a myspace addict, journal surfer, people watcher, messy room keeper, gossip, chaser, slut, drunk, blab, and loser. I am also talented, witty, charming, dependable, and protective. But no one sees that, because we all focus on the negative, of course. I'm always looking for a break, but I never get it.

I have a lot more but this is ok for now.